Looking for a joke about New Hampshire or some funny things about our
Granite State? Below we are collecting funny jokes, parodies and funny
sayings about New
Hampshire. Feel free to send us any funny jokes or other things
about New Hampshire by using the "Contact" link on top of the page.
"NH Was The First"
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York Scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New
Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a
depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:
"California archaeologists, finding of 200 year old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers"
One week later. A local newspaper in New Hampshire reported
the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near
Milton, New Hampshire, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that
he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, New Hampshire had already gone wireless".
Just makes a person proud to live in New Hampshire, don't it?
Granite State of Mind Video
The Granite State of Mind is a Parody of Jay-Z's hit song "Empire State
of Mind." The Granite State of Mind video is created by a group called
Super Secret Project in NH.